A student talking on the phone inside a jeepney.

Student: Wala, Ma–gihilantan ko–naa ra ko sa dorm … Ang TV na imong madunggan karon mao nang saba … O, mopahuway ra ko tibu-ok buntag … Sige, mo-text lang ko. Bye.

Popularity: 2% [?]

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At a photo developing center.

Teenager girl 1: Tan-awa akong mga picture. Artistig kaayo.

Teenager girl 2: Artistig?

Teenager girl 1: Artistic nga astig.

Popularity: 1% [?]

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Overheard from a cubicle.

Office worker: Grabeh, halos kwarenta mil na akong nagasto pagpanguyab anang bayhana! Unya bali diyes mil kapin pa ako nabawi! Buwagan nako oi!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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Somewhere in Gorordo…

Girl 1: Ayaw nalang uli To! Diri lang sa ta!

Toto: Kinahanglan nako muuli kay magtrabaho pa ko.

Girl 1: Diri lang diay ka magtrabaho, naa bitaw ka’y laptop.

Toto: Unya, internet?

Girl 1: Diri lagi! BOARDBAND dsl man ni sila!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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2 Girls on the beach.

Girl 1: Hala Marie! Nindota’g lawas ato niya o!

Girl 2: Asa ba? Dali! Kuhaa tong stethoscope!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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Two call center agents on lunch break.

Agent 1: Grabeh na man sad na sila mo-reprimand ug agent oi!

Agent 2: Lagi! Ipaagi pa jud sa laing tawo ang kasaba! Binata kaayo nga style!

Agent 1: Dili man ta mga kinder oi! If they need to tell us something, there really is no need to beat around the BASH!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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An HR Personnel yelling on the phone.

HR Personnel: Whatever we do, we can justify! We are the justification department!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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