2 Girls on the beach.

Girl 1: Hala Marie! Nindota’g lawas ato niya o!

Girl 2: Asa ba? Dali! Kuhaa tong stethoscope!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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Two call center agents on lunch break.

Agent 1: Grabeh na man sad na sila mo-reprimand ug agent oi!

Agent 2: Lagi! Ipaagi pa jud sa laing tawo ang kasaba! Binata kaayo nga style!

Agent 1: Dili man ta mga kinder oi! If they need to tell us something, there really is no need to beat around the BASH!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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An HR Personnel yelling on the phone.

HR Personnel: Whatever we do, we can justify! We are the justification department!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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Inside the elevator.

Man 1: Bai, knock knock.

Man 2: Who’s there?

Man 1: Eminem.

Man 2: Eminem who?

Man 1: Emineeeeeeeeem of looooove. What more emineeem of looooove..

Man 2: Naa pa mas nindot.

Man 1: ‘Sa man?

Man 2: Let us pray. Eminem of the father, and of the son and of the whole spirit.

Man 1: Amen-em.

Popularity: 2% [?]

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A Taxi Stand in the mall.

Taxi Driver 1: 37 million na kuno ang lotto, bai!

Taxi Driver 2: Boanga! Sa kadugay nakong maintain ug numero, wa pa man jud ko kadaug bisan diyes centavos na lang!

Taxi Driver 3: Asa man diay ka tigpalitan ug lotto nga tiket?

Taxi Driver 4: Kinahanglan pa diay ta mopalit?

Popularity: 2% [?]

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Office pantry.

Female 1: Mobalhin kuno si Luida sa lain department two months from now.

Female 2: Mao ba? Unya ikaw na lang babaye sa inyong department!

Female 1: Lagi! Ako ganing giingan si Luida nga kung modayon siya ug balhin, mo-resign jud ko FOREVER!

Popularity: 2% [?]

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