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Teacher: Yes, I’m 3 months pregnant. So ayaw mo pabuyag.

Classmate: Unya Miss, nagpa-soundtrack na mo?


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Europeans


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Nangaon mi ug paniudto.

Elaine (excited kaayo): Ma! April Fools’ Day baya ron.

Mama: Mao laging manimba ta.


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“Bai, unsa gani to’y address sa himantayon.com?”

- IT Manager from a reputable IT firm in Manila


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Girl 1: Sa imong tan-aw, naa pa siya’y na-feel sa ako?

Girl 2: He do! He do!


i Aikah R.

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Sa 17B na jeepney, Cebu City.

Babaye 1: Mao to ang hinungdan ngano namatay akong kanding.

Babaye 2: Mao ba? Kaluoy pud sa imong kanding sa?

Babaye 1: Bitaw. Maayo pa lagi ning mga iro kay naa’y mga doktor oi.

Babaye 2: Naa man sad para sa mga kanding! Ang bejetarian diay.


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Langara College Study Hall (Vancouver, BC Canada).

Students Sleeping


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Ako: ‘Nong, asa gani to dapit ang sandbar diri?

Manong1 (talking to another manong): Oi, asa daw ang sanbar?

Manong2: Ha? Aw tu-ana didto sa Mantalongon oi. Kanang daghan Amerkano, mga bar, mga hubo-hubo ug inum-inum.


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Super Funny


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Pahilaka


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