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“Nindot man ang lugar, ‘Te. Presentive kaayo.”

- Female USC CAFA Student


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“Ma’m, nalaminate na nako ang baboy.”

- Helper


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]]> http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/modern-cooking/feed/ Gotta wonder what they’re selling… http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/gotta-wonder-what-theyre-selling/ http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/gotta-wonder-what-theyre-selling/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:48:50 +0000 Himan http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/gotta-wonder-what-theyre-selling/ Was couch surfing in Bangkok during the Songkran Festival and saw this shop somewhere in Siam.

Pokpok


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]]> http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/gotta-wonder-what-theyre-selling/feed/ Dislocate Me http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/dislocate-me/ http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/dislocate-me/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:36:55 +0000 Himan http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/dislocate-me/ College of Nursing sa usa ka respetadong university diri sa Cebu…

Nag orientation pag first day.

Dean: We planned to have the renovation pagka-summer, since wala na dayon, don’t be shocked if you will be dislocated to other rooms.

Student 1: (Nihunghong sa tupad) Dislocated?

Student 2: Nursing baya ta.


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]]> http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/dislocate-me/feed/ Donut, Bai! http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/donut-bai/ http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/donut-bai/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:19:16 +0000 Himan http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/donut-bai/ Mga chicks sa jeep para Mandaue City…

Girl 1: Lami ang donut, noh? As in, lami jud!

Girl 2: Lagi…pero di jud ko ganahan ug donut na ang toppings kay naa sa ilalom.

Girl 1: Mao jud.


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Bebjuki


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]]> http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/hi-beb/feed/ Paminaw Gud, Sir! http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/paminaw-gud-sir/ http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/paminaw-gud-sir/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:35:23 +0000 Himan http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/paminaw-gud-sir/ April 26, 2008, 7:34 PM. Talamban, Cebu City.

Me: Bai, naa lagi leak ang elbow sa tubo nga gitaod.

Plumber from MCWD: Factory effect na, sir.

Me: Factory defect siguro na, bai.

Plumber: Dili, sir, factory effect gyud na cya.


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Host: Unsang parte sa imong lawas ang tan-awon kung ikaw magpa-palm reading?

Contestant: Tiyan!


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]]> http://www.himantayon.com/2008/11/27/game/feed/ O.S.T. http://www.himantayon.com/2008/06/19/ost/ http://www.himantayon.com/2008/06/19/ost/#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:54:38 +0000 Himan http://www.himantayon.com/2008/06/19/ost/ Sa among T.H.E. class…

Teacher: Yes, I’m 3 months pregnant. So ayaw mo pabuyag.

Classmate: Unya Miss, nagpa-soundtrack na mo?


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