Gikasab-an ko sa ako boss karon (September 18, 2007).

Boss: Why are you wearing jeans? I told you Friday we have clients from overseas.

Mary Ann: I will go home and change.

Boss: No, you can’t go home. You are too far!

Mary Ann: Okay, I will just take off my pants!

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Sa usa ka store sa Mango Square Mall, Cebu City:

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Usa ka True or False na exam sa usa ka exclusive school sa Cebu.

Bag-o nag sugod ang test, nagsabot-sabot na.

Girl 1: Hoi! Kung true kanta ug “Itsumo” ha? Unya kung false, kanta ug “Where is the Love” ha?

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Waiting in line at Chinese Ngohiong near USC, 17 August 2007, 6:30 PM.

Student 1: Daghanang lyrics nga naay born, noh?

Student 2: O, parehas anang “Born free…as free as the wind blows…”

Student 3: “Born to be waaaaild…”

Student 4 (girl): Naa pa gyud…”I want you to born…born for me baby!”

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“Itaktak Mo” game sa Eat Bulaga.

Host: Anong “V” ang may Ho Chi Minh City na dating Saigon?

Contestant: Vietnam!

Host: Vietnam? Saan yan? (trying to crack a joke)

Contestant: Sa Vietkong!

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Mandaue City Health Center.

While attending a seminar as a requirement to get a marriage license…

Facilitator: Ok, mangutana sa ko ani nga question, usa nato sugdan ang tanan. Ngano mosulod man mo sa kaminyuon?

Participant1: Kay amo mang ipakita among paghigugma-ay.

Facilitator: Unsa pa may laing rason ngano magminyo man gyud mo?

Participant2: Kay curious lang.

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Sa usa ka resort sa Boljoon, Cebu:

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