Presenting!

“Nindot man ang lugar, ‘Te. Presentive kaayo.”

- Female USC CAFA Student


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Modern Cooking

“Ma’m, nalaminate na nako ang baboy.”

- Helper


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Dislocate Me

College of Nursing sa usa ka respetadong university diri sa Cebu…

Nag orientation pag first day.

Dean: We planned to have the renovation pagka-summer, since wala na dayon, don’t be shocked if you will be dislocated to other rooms.

Student 1: (Nihunghong sa tupad) Dislocated?

Student 2: Nursing baya ta.


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Donut, Bai!

Mga chicks sa jeep para Mandaue City…

Girl 1: Lami ang donut, noh? As in, lami jud!

Girl 2: Lagi…pero di jud ko ganahan ug donut na ang toppings kay naa sa ilalom.

Girl 1: Mao jud.


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Paminaw Gud, Sir!

April 26, 2008, 7:34 PM. Talamban, Cebu City.

Me: Bai, naa lagi leak ang elbow sa tubo nga gitaod.

Plumber from MCWD: Factory effect na, sir.

Me: Factory defect siguro na, bai.

Plumber: Dili, sir, factory effect gyud na cya.


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O.S.T.

Sa among T.H.E. class…

Teacher: Yes, I’m 3 months pregnant. So ayaw mo pabuyag.

Classmate: Unya Miss, nagpa-soundtrack na mo?


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Mao Gani…

April 1, 2008, 11:45 AM.

Nangaon mi ug paniudto.

Elaine (excited kaayo): Ma! April Fools’ Day baya ron.

Mama: Mao laging manimba ta.


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