February 13, 2011.
Metro Ayala Department Store, Cebu City.
Sa Lingerie Department…
Saleslady1: Grabe kaayo ta ka-busy ron, girl, noh?
Saleslady2: Mao gyud, ‘day! Daghan kaayo namalit ug panty.
Saleslady1: Ay sakto! Valentine’s man diay ugma!
College of Nursing sa usa ka respetadong university diri sa Cebu…
Nag orientation pag first day.
Dean: We planned to have the renovation pagka-summer, since wala na dayon, don’t be shocked if you will be dislocated to other rooms.
Student 1: (Nihunghong sa tupad) Dislocated?
Student 2: Nursing baya ta.
Nadunggan ni ishnowpleyk
April 26, 2008, 7:34 PM. Talamban, Cebu City.
Me: Bai, naa lagi leak ang elbow sa tubo nga gitaod.
Plumber from MCWD: Factory effect na, sir.
Me: Factory defect siguro na, bai.
Plumber: Dili, sir, factory effect gyud na cya.
Nadunggan ni rhudell
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