Sa usa ka Software company sa IT park..
Sa usa ka in-house seminar on Positive Thinking. Usa ka checklist ang gi-pasa sa mga ni attend…
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What do I want to ACHIEVE in the future in order to be HAPPY and SUCCESSFUL
– Promotion & More Benefits
– Higher Pay
– Brand new car
– My own house
– A partner in life
– Travels
– Own Business
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Attendant: Diba kung dako kag sweldo…musunod na man na tanan? Brand new car…My own haus…partner in life…
Nadunggan ni schmuck
Asawa gayawyaw kay gaaway sila sa iyang bana kay grabe ka badlungon. Taud-taud…
Asawa: Na! Ga-jerjer gyud nuon mi!
Himan: Nya ok namo ‘Mam?
Asawa: Wa pa gihapon.
Himan: Nya!? Nganong ga-jerjer man mo?
Asawa: Wa nay labot sa away dong!
Saw this on a medical liability release form given to participants for a training seminar.
Question: Are you taking medication for any form of condition?
Answer: I take amoxicillin and mefenamic. The condition is “gihubagan ko.”
Nakit-an ni “B”
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