Everything Follows

Jun 29

Posted by Himan as Nadunggan

Sa usa ka Software company sa IT park..
Sa usa ka in-house seminar on Positive Thinking. Usa ka checklist ang gi-pasa sa mga ni attend…

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What do I want to ACHIEVE in the future in order to be HAPPY and SUCCESSFUL
- Promotion & More Benefits
- Higher Pay
- Brand new car
- My own house
- A partner in life
- Travels
- Own Business
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Attendant: Diba kung dako kag sweldo…musunod na man na tanan? Brand new car…My own haus…partner in life…

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He Has Spoken

Jun 29

Posted by Tayon as Nadunggan

Job interview overheard from the next cubicle.

Applicant: Yes, Sir. Can spoke English, Tagalog and Bisaya, sir.

Interviewer: What about others?

Applicant: Yes, can also spoke others, Sir.

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Hapon nga Bisdak

Jun 27

Posted by Himan as Nakit-an

Nakit-an ni aiko

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Lahi na jud ang mga bata karon, part two

Jun 27

Posted by Tayon as Bata Gyud

Ngohiong Express, Mabolo, Cebu City, 24 June 2007, 6:21 PM.

Lady: Ikaw RJ, unsa man imong drink?

Kid: Okay na ko, Tita. Naka-inom naman ko sa akong laway ganiha.

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Timeout!

Jun 25

Posted by Himan as Nadunggan

Asawa gayawyaw kay gaaway sila sa iyang bana kay grabe ka badlungon. Taud-taud…

Asawa: Na! Ga-jerjer gyud nuon mi!

Himan: Nya ok namo ‘Mam?

Asawa: Wa pa gihapon.

Himan: Nya!? Nganong ga-jerjer man mo?

Asawa: Wa nay labot sa away dong!

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We Love Toilet Humor!

Jun 25

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Nakit-an ni jorg3

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A Grave Condition

Jun 25

Posted by Himan as Nakit-an

Saw this on a medical liability release form given to participants for a training seminar.

Question: Are you taking medication for any form of condition?

Answer: I take amoxicillin and mefenamic. The condition is “gihubagan ko.”

Nakit-an ni “B”

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