Baby Angelo: uhaaaaa…. uhaaaaa…. (naghilak)

Papa Tonio: Hala baby, dont cry na. Tana-awa imong face sa mirror o, you’re so ugly na… LOOK AT! LOOK AT!

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Duha ka babaeng estudyante ang ningsakay ug jeep. Ang isa nakasakay na, nabilin ang ikaduha:

Girl 1: Hey, wait for me.

Girl 2: Fast, fast! The jeep is already forwarding.

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Two girls and two boys on a 14D jeep. Apparently, the two boys and one of the girls go to the same school.

Girl 1: Che, si Ron ug si Albert.

Girl 2: Hello.

Boys: Hi, Che.

Boy 1: Cousin mo ni Christine?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 2: Sa Pardo pud inyo?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 1: Ah… Sa Quiot?

Girl 2: (giggling and smiling shyly) Hehehe. Thanks.

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While watching TROY in SM

SCENE: Achilles (Brad Pitt) bids farewell to his dead opponent Hector (Eric Bana).

Achilles: See you in the next life, Brother.

Girl two seats away: Ay, shet! Brothers diay sila! Ka-sad!

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Moalboal, Cebu

GIRL 1: (while waiting outside the C.R.) Twen, ga-unsa ka diha?

GIRL 2: (from inside the C.R.) Wala lang. Ga-tambay-tambay.

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New York to London the Google Way

1. Go to http://maps.google.com

2. Click on “Get Directions”

3. Type “New York” in the first box (the “from” box)

4. Type “London” in the second box (the “to” box)

5. Click on “Get Directions”

6. Scroll down to Step #21

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Overheard from the next cubicle.

Guy on phone: Paminaw ug tarong! Dili ko gusto ug kape, ha! Ga-to-ra-di ako-a! Ga-to-ra-di!!

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