Watching Game 2 of the NBA Finals at Tequila Joe’s, Ayala Center Cebu, 11 June 2007 10:17 AM.

Guy 1: Boanga, naunsa man pagkahitabo-a nga napildi man ang Pistons sa Cavaliers?

Guy 2: Maayo man gud ang Spurs.

Guy 1: Ha?

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SM Food Court, 06 June 2007, around 7 PM.

Lady: Dakoa na nimo dong oi, gamay paman ka sa una. Tell me daw beh what do you want to be when you grow up?

Kid: When I grow up, I want to be a call center.

Nadunggan ni Tiniwini

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Sa NBI:

Girl 1: Taasa sa linya oi…

Girl 2: Lagi oi, maayo pa siya ay kay nauna na.

Girl 1: Alangan ningbayad man. Taymsa, asa man ta inig human kuha aning form?

Girl 2: Anha diha oh, mag fill-up ta sa form dayun magpa-finger.

Girl 1: Naa bayad magpa-finger diha?

Girl 2: 5 pesos man siguro.

Nadunggan ni BooBaDoLL

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GRO sa Jaguar ni laag sa Paseo, ni join sa among inum..

GRO: Ayaw mo aning beer dong kay ma west inyong life.

Tangero: Unsa??? Ma west, east?

GRO: Ma west ba, ma yabo..

Nadunggan ni kid

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At a call-center training, a trainer asked a group….

Trainer: Does this device include (blah blah blah) capabilities?

Trainee: Der hab.

Trainer: Excuse me?

Trainee: Oh! Silly me. There have.

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McDonalds, JY Square, Lahug, Cebu City.

Girl: Hala wa jud ko kahibaw. Pero I think it was a blessing in the sky. Wa jud ko kahibaw. Wa ko sultii ni Racquel.

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While walking near Penshoppe (Lower Ground Floor, Ayala Center Cebu), a sexy woman and her 8 year old daughter walked by and…

Mother: Oh, we still have to climb up because the outside is up there.

Daughter: Yes.

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