GRO sa Jaguar ni laag sa Paseo, ni join sa among inum..

GRO: Ayaw mo aning beer dong kay ma west inyong life.

Tangero: Unsa??? Ma west, east?

GRO: Ma west ba, ma yabo..

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At a call-center training, a trainer asked a group….

Trainer: Does this device include (blah blah blah) capabilities?

Trainee: Der hab.

Trainer: Excuse me?

Trainee: Oh! Silly me. There have.

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McDonalds, JY Square, Lahug, Cebu City.

Girl: Hala wa jud ko kahibaw. Pero I think it was a blessing in the sky. Wa jud ko kahibaw. Wa ko sultii ni Racquel.

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While walking near Penshoppe (Lower Ground Floor, Ayala Center Cebu), a sexy woman and her 8 year old daughter walked by and…

Mother: Oh, we still have to climb up because the outside is up there.

Daughter: Yes.

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