Sa among T.H.E. class…
Teacher: Yes, I’m 3 months pregnant. So ayaw mo pabuyag.
Classmate: Unya Miss, nagpa-soundtrack na mo?
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April 1, 2008, 11:45 AM.
Nangaon mi ug paniudto.
Elaine (excited kaayo): Ma! April Fools’ Day baya ron.
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Girl 1: Sa imong tan-aw, naa pa siya’y na-feel sa ako?
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April 12, 2008, 12:00 PM.
Sa 17B na jeepney, Cebu City.
Babaye 1: Mao to ang hinungdan ngano namatay akong kanding.
Babaye 2: Mao ba? Kaluoy pud sa imong kanding sa?
Babaye 1: Bitaw. Maayo pa lagi ning mga iro kay naa’y mga doktor oi.
Babaye 2: Naa man sad para sa mga kanding! Ang bejetarian diay.
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November 2007.
Langara College Study Hall (Vancouver, BC Canada).
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