February 13, 2011.
Metro Ayala Department Store, Cebu City.
Sa Lingerie Department…
Saleslady1: Grabe kaayo ta ka-busy ron, girl, noh?
Saleslady2: Mao gyud, ‘day! Daghan kaayo namalit ug panty.
Saleslady1: Ay sakto! Valentine’s man diay ugma!
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“Nindot man ang lugar, ‘Te. Presentive kaayo.”
- Female USC CAFA Student
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Was couch surfing in Bangkok during the Songkran Festival and saw this shop somewhere in Siam.
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College of Nursing sa usa ka respetadong university diri sa Cebu…
Nag orientation pag first day.
Dean: We planned to have the renovation pagka-summer, since wala na dayon, don’t be shocked if you will be dislocated to other rooms.
Student 1: (Nihunghong sa tupad) Dislocated?
Student 2: Nursing baya ta.
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Mga chicks sa jeep para Mandaue City…
Girl 1: Lami ang donut, noh? As in, lami jud!
Girl 2: Lagi…pero di jud ko ganahan ug donut na ang toppings kay naa sa ilalom.
Girl 1: Mao jud.
Nadunggan ni count
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