While nangita mi ug resort sa The Island Garden City of Samal…
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Me: Bai, naa lagi leak ang elbow sa tubo nga gitaod.
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Me: Factory defect siguro na, bai.
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Sa usa ka bisaya nga game show…
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Nangaon mi ug paniudto.
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