The Panit

UPHS. Sometime last week.

Student1: Tan-awa si Tammie bai, puti kaayo og panit.

Student2: Lagi, anemonic siguro na.

Nadunggan ni ginoi

Cheap Food!

August 31, 2007, 12:00 PM.

University of Cebu – Banilad, Canteen sa ubos:

Budjet


Nakit-an ni chadyboy

Bad Men!

Sa parade para kick-off sa 107th Civil Service Month.

Badmenton


Nakit-an ni alta

Honesty…

“Ma’am! Ponkan ma’am… seedless! Gamay ra’g liso!”

Vendor, Hermag village, Mandaue City, 10:52 AM, Oct. 13, 2007


Nadunggan ni -ikay-

Hmmm…Interesting!

Sa Ayala Center, Oct. 10, 2007, 6:00 PM.

Nag-date ang Amerkano kuyog iyang uyab nga Bisaya.

Order sila’g pagkaon…

Girl: Honey, I dare you to eat that! (nitudlo sa ginabot)

Amerkano: What’s that?

Girl: That’s what you call ginabot.

Amerkano: What’s ginabot?

Girl (naglibog unsay english sa bituka): Uhm…that’s the…oh yeah! That’s the interestine of the pig!


Nadunggan ni Rey

Blessed Are The Brave

Gabiing dako. Tapad sa Shell, Basak, Mandaue City, Cebu:

Danger


Nakit-an ni widolgoil

Tama! Tama!

“Di jud na niya ipalaglag ang bata uy, wa gud nay sala. Unya in the long way run, ma-karma ra jud na siya.”

Caller, Dear Papa Joe, October 9, 2007, 3:00 PM


Nadunggan ni Cecille Anne

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