C24, Sunday, May 20, 2007, 3:00 am.
Sosy nga teenager, nagyaw-yaw.
Teenager: Asa man ta manglingkod oi nga daghan man kaayo ta? Unsa ato seating arrangement? ALPHABETIC order!?
Nadunggan ni FubarGenre
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Usa ka grupo sa nursing students nga nagduty sa Sitio Aroma, Subangdako, Mandaue City, nangaon sa Jollibee Makro nagdiskusyon sa ilang mga gibati nga kalagot sa usag-usa. Ala “battle of the sexes.”
Boy 1: Wala mana namo gituyo bai. Don’t be a small brain.
Girl 1: Naaah. Wala kuno gituyo nga pirmi naman gud.
Boy 2: Ing-ani na bai… (tries to explain then suddenly Girl 2 butts in)
Girl 2: Dili jud! (namundak sa lamisa) Dili jud! Kamo mga boys wala jud mo kabalo that we feel FAIN!!!
Nadunggan ni kendi
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Barkada nilaag sa BTC (Banilad Town Center)…
Kabarkada 1: Bay, anha ta kaon bai o!
Kabarkada 2: Asa man ana ba?
Kabarkada 3: Kana gud! (pointing finger to a Thai resto)
Kabarkada 2: Ki– ki– ki-na-tay?!?
Kabarkada 1: Unsay “kinatay”? Krua Thai! Tarunga gud ug basa.
Kabarkada 2: (Gibuka ug ayu iyang mata) Aw tuod noh?
Nadunggan ni kendi
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YM environment:
Chatter 1: Please tell here I’m online.
Chatter 2: Here she comes.
Chatter 3: Please tell herE I’m online –> ??? hmmm. What happened to your grammar?
Chatter 1: Ah magbuot ba diay ka kung dato ko sa E?
Nakit-an ni FubarGenre
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Overheard from a cubicle in a Software Department.
Guy 1: Taya oi. Nawagtang man akong USB.
Guy 2: Naa ra man tu tupad sa imong PC, kit-an tu nako ganiha.
Guy 1: Lagi. Asa na kaha tu? Miskoli kuno, bai.
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Watching an NBA game on Cable TV @ Nita’s Eatery, Camp Lapu-Lapu, Lahug, Cebu City.
Guy 1: Unsa nga team ang labaw?
Guy 2: Labaw na ang San Antonio Spurs ug seven seconds.
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Family Park, Nasipit, Talamban, Cebu City.
Emcee: Thank you, Mister Chairman, for that inspiring speech. And now to all of you here. GET READY TO BE PREPARED for the 2007 Annual Sportsfest! Let the games begin!
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