Waiting in line at e-Diner, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.
I.T. Guy 1: Ngano sad kaha na siya noh? Ga-sige na lang daw siya ug insomnia lately.
I.T. Guy 2: Tan-awa ra! Di man gud na siya matug pirmi mao nang ga-sige na siya ug insomnia karon!
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Outside Bo’s Coffee, near Capitol, Cebu.
Girl on street: Ayala YOU?! Ayala sad ME!! Ayala ta together!!
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Marketing Department of a Business Process Outsourcing Firm, Cebu City.
Guy 1: Unsa gani binisaya sa sheep?
Guy 2: Karnero.
Guy 1: Ay?! Sure ka? Di ba ang karnero kay butcher man na? Tig-handle ug karne?
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I.T. firm, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.
Guy: Nadawat na nimo ang load?
Lady: Wala pa jud. Kadali lang, i-refresh nako ako phone.
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R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.
Squad Sergeant: I need TWO volunteers! You, you and you!
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Sa una, katong gagmay pa mi - Surigao
Nangutana si Nanay.
Nanay: “Bing, unsay imo gusto kan-on?”
Bingot: “PIRINITO nga isda, Nay!”
Nadunggan ni neelia
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