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First of all, we would like to thank all of you for being a part of the Himantayon community. In the last three months, we have experienced an unexpected surge of traffic and a much appreciated onslaught of new and exciting ideas from our readers. What started as a “small observatory” quickly grew into a vibrant community of intelligent, enthusiastic, and over-eager Himantayons. Mga bai, daghang salamat!

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MARIOOOOOOO!!!

Vaño Beach, Mactan Island, Cebu:

Yo


Nakit-an ni akosikai

A City of Sleeping Hearts

In front of Vacation Hotel Cebu, Cebu City:

pleasenoparking


Nakit-an ni palakangbisaya

Under Crisis

During my call center days, outside the office:

Someone from middle management (MM): So OK ra ang trabaho ron? Di pod lisod?

Me: K ra man pod. Nabag-ohan lang ko, lain akong ma-click usahay.

MM: Aw, anara lang. Maanad ra ka ana. It takes 21 days biya to start a hobby.

Pahk: So pwde diay ko ma-late kada-adlaw. It’s a ‘hobby’ man.


Nadunggan ni ryeisdead

Fallen on Deaf Ears

In a jeepney going to IT Park.

Girl: Plete palihug (tibuok 10 peso coin).

Driver: Asa ni naog?

Girl wa kadungog…

Girl: Usa ra nang diyes.

Driver: Asa ni naog?

Girl wa gihapon kadungog, ka upat na ga balik-balik ug pangutana ang driver…

Pasahero1: Usa ra jud bitaw na ang diyes, ang pangutana sa driver kay kung asa ka munaog.

Girl: Aw, sa may USP lang.


Nadunggan ni niceenice

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