Man’s Best Friend

Saw this along M. Velez St., Cebu City while going to work.

Man's Best Friend


Nakit-an ni Sai

With Wings?

This is from Wowowee (noon time game show).

Bigatin time:

Question: Kung ang whistle ay pito, ano naman ang whisper?

Bigatin 1: Modess!

Player: Napkin!

Bigatin 2: Sirbato!


Nakit-an ni anne

Regards!

In a computer sales company in downtown, Cebu City.

On the telephone.

Lady: Wala ra ba si James, Ma’am. This is regarding to?


Nadunggan ni Kiroy

Ride with Me

August 1, Ayala Center Cebu Terminal, Cebu City.

Naay Amerikano nga nagtanaw-tanaw sa jeep nga hapit na mapuno.

Konduktor: Bai, sakay ka?

Kano: (Wa kasabot)

Konduktor: Aw wa man diay ni kasabot. Bai, unsay english sa sakay? Visit? Arrive?

Tambay: Ambot!

Konduktor: Aww…hey Joe! Hey Joe! You wanna sakayize here?


Nadunggan ni kaber

Mean Looking Sign

Sa may Limketkai, Cagayan de Oro:

yaw* ka


Nakit-an ni pingurtz

No Blacking

Outside our office at R. Castillo Street, Agdao, Davao City:

black


Nakit-an ni ozi

Try it!

Sa balay namo samtang naminaw ko sa DYHP (RMN-Cebu Online Radio), nag-advertisement, tinagalog:

Laki: “…arthro epektibo, SUBUKIN nyo!”


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