Lig!

Sa may South Road, Pungko-pungko atbang sa CIT, Cebu City:

Nick


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Auntie Knows Best

PLACE: Matina Aplaya, Davao City
DATE: July 22, 2007
TIME: 7:00 pm

Ako: Gusto jud ko magtake ug glutathione para muputi ko.

Auntie: Unsa man na siya? Tambal?

Ako: Oo, pills man ata na siya…basta pampaputi.

Auntie: Ayaw jud ug pataka ug inom ug mga pills kay MAKA SIDE EFFECT baya na!


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Red Nalang Oi!

7.26.07, 11:02 PM
Cindrews Cafe, Magallanes, Davao City

While ga-chat:

Friend 1: Oi tama bah akong spelling sa encyclopedia??

Friend 2: Mali oi, kulang ug letter “K”.

Friend 1: Tarong btaw?

Friend 2: Bahala ka, ikaw bitaw kataw-an sa imong ka chat.

Friend 1: Aw dictionary nalang akong ibutang oi.


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Tooot Tooot Tooot

Akong co-agent. He was on the phone talking to a prospect:

Agent: Hi, this is William. I am calling from Las Vegas and my company is ********** and the purpose of this call is to provide you information about our company. Can I have your e-mail address? Oh, so you don’t have an e-mail? Can I have your fax machine instead, so we can send it? Yes Ma’am, your fax machine…HELLO? HELLO?


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And…We’re Back.

After more than 4,500 unique visitors, after over 11,000 total visits, and after a whopping 230,000 plus hits - all for the month of July 2007 - Himantayon.com exceeded its 4GB bandwidth limit last July 28, 2007.

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