New Year, New Style.

Sa usa ka store sa Ayala Center Cebu:

New Style!


Nakit-an ni bigmakoy

T-front kaha bai?

Overheard inside Cinema 4, Ayala Center Cebu, 26 Dec 2007, 8:17 PM.

Lady 1: Suway na lang diay ka ug T-back?

Lady 2: Di ko oi. Katol man siguro na.

Guy: Dili ra ba gyud.


Nadunggan ni Monster

We Will, We Will…

Somewhere in Singapore:

Fook Yew!


Nakit-an ni rai rai ken

My Boo

12/06/07, Thursday, Wowowee, Bigatin Round.

Mariel: Kumpletuhin ang sentence sa nursery rhyme na ito: “Baa baa _________”

Contestant: Boo!!!


Nakit-an ni terribleitsumo

Every Contact Leaves A Trace

At a class in Evidence, discussing admissibility of evidence…

Professor: Unsa gali nang “ila” class?

Student: Thumbmark!


Nadunggan ni jute

The Cabinet: A Horror Story

Sa usa ka cabinet sa among house:

Cabinet!


Nakit-an ni carl

Ahoy!

Sa usa ka tindahan sa Uyanguren, Davao City:

Cheap Ako!


Nakit-an ni davenet

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