You gotta fee!

Sa usa ka Korean convenience store sa Escario St., Cebu City:

Fee.


Nakit-an ni jules

Colors!

Around 12 noon, nag-sakay ko’g jeep nga Mandaue.

Naay duha ka bayot nag-storya.

Bayot 1: Naibog ka sa konduktor, Steph, noh?

Steph: Hala! Lain kay’ ka! You put colors on it!


Nadunggan ni Frei Valkyrie

Wow Penthouse!

Sa atubangan sa NCCC Mall, Davao:

Penthouse


Nakit-an ni jayc

Whatta Wood!

Sa akong karaang boarding house sa Obrero, Davao:

Flywood


Nakit-an ni faint419

Bantay bitaw ha!?

Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu. February 3, 2008. 12:45 PM.

Classmate1: Kuyog lang namo, bai!

Classmate2: Di lagi ko kay wa koy pamlite!

Classmate1: Ako lagi plite nimo!

Classmate2: Padung ra pud lagi didto?

Classmate1: Di oi! Back to back!


Nadunggan ni accident

Load Na!

Sa usa ka tindahan sa may Liloan Gym:

Glove


Nakit-an ni kodaker

It seems now that Himantayon.com was a short-lived phenomenon. Founders Himan and Tayon announced yesterday, April 1st, that they were closing down the website.

“We simply don’t have time anymore,” explained Himan. “It has become bigger than us.”

Avid Himantayon.com supporters responded by flooding the site with protests.

The most adamant of the lot, Mominator, even called Himan “a spawn of Satan”.

“Himan, you have GOT to be kidding,” Mominator ranted. “I can’t believe you’d do that to all your loyal supporters. I never thought you were capable of such evil… you spawn of Satan!!!”

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