Toilet Humor Nasad!

In an office, IT Park, Cebu City

Bowl Sit


Nakit-an ni opaW

I Have The Power!

Bo’s Coffee Shop.

Two girls talking about going to the gym:

Girl1: Naa na man koy bag-o nga exercise regime!

Girl2: Bitaw? Asa ka nagpabuhat sa imong exercise regime?


Nadunggan ni MoXie

Vital Stats

ASMC La Salle, Lutopan, Toledo City, Cebu:

One of my batchmates in high school announcing…

Girl: All students of IV-(name of class here), please proceed to the clinic right now for your height and WHITE measurements.


Nadunggan ni incompetent imbecile

Numbers Game

Three hot girls riding a 13C jeepney from Talamban to Ayala, Cebu City:

Girl1: Dai, pila gani ang 6 times 3?

Girl2: 16 dai.

Girl1: Sakto bah?

Girl3: O oi.


Nadunggan ni ryann

Lahi na gyud sila…

Sa katoliko nga simbahan…

Reader: San Pedro

Katawhan: Ig-ampo mo kami.

Reader: Santa Maria

Katawhan: Ig-ampo mo kami.

Batang dos anyos: Dili oy! Maria Flordeluna oy!


Nadunggan ni caterpillar

Room 4 Rent

Duha ka lalake, nagstorya:

Guy1: Jun, di madala og P1,000 ang room oi! Dako man gud!

Guy2: P1,000 lang gud! Pagamyi lang ang room.


Nadunggan ni DeathKn|ght

Kodaker

While studying in a coffee shop, a group of students were chattering in English:

Student: (handing her digital camera to fellow student): Hey, can you picture us?


Nadunggan ni dee

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