Timeout Sa! Ice Breaker!

Nothing to it. We just love this ad.

Sayaw na Tayon!!!


Text Twist!

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Payter!

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Titlist

I and my classmate were talking…panahon sa Eragon nga movie…

Classmate: Bai, unsay bag-ong gawas nga movies run?

Me: Ambot wa ko kabaw.

Classmate: Aw. Bai, kita na ka anang “Griffin En Dragon”?

Me: Pagsure ui!


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Arms Upward, Raise!

Delivery Room, sa usa ka hospital:

Anesthesiologist: Ma-hands up pa nimu imung tiil Ma’am?


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Relaaaaxxx!!!

Sa usa ka salon nga nag specialize ug Hair Relaxing and Hair Straightening:

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Hair Care Guides:

1. If you are below 18, do not relax.

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Patupi na oi!

R.O.T.C. Formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus, circa 1997.

Lieutenant: If you will not hair cut, I will hair cut you!


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