Sa Pribadong Tungha-an:

(Grade two student ni visit sa Principal’s Office)

Student: Good Afternoon, Mrs. Principal.

Principal: Yes, good afternoon, how may i help you?

Student: Well, I’m here to ask you a question.

Principal: What is that?

Student: Why is your office air conditioned and our classroom is not?

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Callcenter sa IT Park.

Agent: It’s Y for Yankee.

Customer: (Nga buangon) What is a Yankee?

Agent: Uhmmm… Uhmmm… (Mute button) Bai, unsa nang Yankee?

(Sa dihang way motubag kay busy tanan nagtake ug calls)

Agent: (Confident pagka-istorya) A Yankee is a goat!

Customer: What?! It’s a goat?

Agent: Yes. Here in the Philippines, it is a breed of goat.

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Pahibalo sa usa ka establishment sulod sa ila pantry:

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New Larsian, 21 August 2007, 8:43 PM

Nisud mi sa larsian. Mga tindero og tindera nagkagubot.

Tindera: Dai, Sir…Ari lang ta! Malingaw mo! KAMO RAY TAW DIRI!

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Gaisano South Citimall, Davao City.

August 21, 2007.

Nagpalit mi sa akong uyab ug foot file (see picture below).

Ako: Miss? Isyuhan pa ni?

Saleslady: Yes, Ma’am.

Gikuha sa saleslady ang footfile nga akong gipalit ug nagsulat sa resibo.

Pagbayad na namo sa cashier, nagtinan-away mi sa akong uyab pagkabasa namo sa resibo nga gi-issue sa saleslady…kay ang nakabutang:

Item - Price
WA KO KAILA - P59.00

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Mao ni ilang gipalit:

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Callcenter sa IT Park. Ang customer nasuko na sa agent.

Customer: Let me speak to your supervisor.

Agent: Just stay on the line and I’ll be connecting you to somebody who could address your concern.

Customer: Don’t connect me to just a somebody. I want a supervisor!

Agent: Lagi!

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