Ang akong 3 years old na pag-umangkon, iya jud gipugos ang akong Auntie mo tan-aw ug TV.
Bata: Ma, tan-aw na lagi ta TV ba kay Lobo na.
Auntie: Unsa ba na ang Lobo ba?
Bata: Kana gud mahimo ug dog ang babaye.
Auntie: Kinsa man na ang artista diha?
Bata: Si Angel Locsin.
Auntie: Unya, kinsa iya pares?
Bata: Si Lolo Pascual.
Nadunggan ni alias
Midterm exam in Problem Areas in Legal Ethics.
Professor (looking surprised to find the front row seats unoccupied): Why are you all sitting at the back? Is it for unethical purposes?
Student: Feng shui, Ma’am.
Nadunggan ni jute
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