Grabeh ka ready

Family Park, Nasipit, Talamban, Cebu City.

Emcee: Thank you, Mister Chairman, for that inspiring speech. And now to all of you here. GET READY TO BE PREPARED for the 2007 Annual Sportsfest! Let the games begin!

Bright Sad!

Waiting in line at e-Diner, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

I.T. Guy 1: Ngano sad kaha na siya noh? Ga-sige na lang daw siya ug insomnia lately.

I.T. Guy 2: Tan-awa ra! Di man gud na siya matug pirmi mao nang ga-sige na siya ug insomnia karon!

Englishpaka!

Outside Bo’s Coffee, near Capitol, Cebu.

Girl on street: Ayala YOU?! Ayala sad ME!! Ayala ta together!!

Ambot na lang gyud, part two

Marketing Department of a Business Process Outsourcing Firm, Cebu City.

Guy 1: Unsa gani binisaya sa sheep?

Guy 2: Karnero.

Guy 1: Ay?! Sure ka? Di ba ang karnero kay butcher man na? Tig-handle ug karne?

Murag Browser!

I.T. firm, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

Guy: Nadawat na nimo ang load?

Lady: Wala pa jud. Kadali lang, i-refresh nako ako phone.

Mangaon Na!

In an eatery somewhere in Malapascua.

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How Many?

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Squad Sergeant: I need TWO volunteers! You, you and you!

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