Midterm exam sa statistics:

Classmate 1: (Pinahunghong) Bai, pila na kabuok ang piglet?

Classmate 2: Ha? Unsay pasabot nimo? Wa man gibutang sa problem.

Classmate 1: Mao gani, pero di ba ang triplet 3, ang twins duha, pila man kabuok ang piglet?

Classmate 2: (Pugong ug katawa) Baktin man nang piglet bai.

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Sa sulod sa sinehan nga nagsalida ug 300.

GIRL: Pila diay na sila kabuok?

GUY: Mga 50 siguro na sila.

GIRL: Graveh no? And millions jud ilang enemies.

GUY: Bitaw.

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Internet Cafe, Ayala Center Cebu.

Geek 1: Bai, kanus-a na nigawas ang VIOS 2007?

Geek 2: 2007 siguro kay VIOS 2007 man ang pangan.

Geek 1: Aw o diay noh?

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In an exclusive girls’ school in uptown, Cebu City

Teacher: Girls, what did you have for breakfast? You? (points to a student)

Student1: I had ham and eggs.

Teacher: You? (points to another student)

Student2: I had hotdog and eggs.

Teacher: And you? (points to another one)

Student3: Tocino!

Teacher: How was it cooked?

Student3: Ang-ang ma’g sinabwan.

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In a van from Mactan bound for Cebu City.

Foreigner: What is “mirisi”? What does that word mean?

Girl: Uhmm..it’s kinda hard to explain…

Bisaya Dude: You know it’s like this…it’s like “I told you not to do but you do. Look at now!”

Foreigner: I seeeeee. So, it’s a whole sentence!

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Office sa Banilad, atbang sa Country Mall

Lady1: Wa pa daw ta’y jobs karon kay gi-REBOOTH sa clients ang servers.

Lady2: “Rebooth” diay na? Diba “reboot” man na?

Lady1: REBOOTH na oi!! Naunsa man ka!?

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Sa jeep padung Ayala (overheard)

Girl1: Katraffic sad oi.

Girl2: Lagi. Ma-late na gyud ta ani.

Girl1: Hala! Magpa-picture pa man diay ta sa?

Girl2: Hala ka! Aw o. Asa man ta magpa-rush hour?

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