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c5: I hope you’d include either an english or tagalog translation of your posts so i can understand them…your titles are in english but the contents are in your dialect…
pazing: padaan! gaya ni mamacee, di ko rin maintindihan ang entries dito. waahhh. akala ko malapit lang sa bicol dialect ang visayan dialect, eh di pala.
paopao: thythjtgjhgjgj
tayon: unsa na nga dialect imo paopao? (”anong dialect yan paopao?“)
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Office pantry, Outsourcing firm at Asiatown I.T. Park.
Guy 1: Duwa ka basket ugma?
Guy 2: O, dad-on gani nako si Eunice.
Guy 1: Ha? Unya motan-aw ra ba imong uyab? Okay ra niya nga naa si Eunice didto?
Guy 2: Ay okay ra lagi na. Ako’y bahala.
Guy 1: Aw, ikaw gud. Andam na man kaha ka mamatay.
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Outside Da Vinci’s Pizza at Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.
Guy 1: Naa kuno kay ka-blind date pag Wednesday?
Guy 2: Kay*ta! Kinsay ga-storya nimo?
Guy 1: Si Leo, nakit-an daw ka niya sa BTC. Gwapa kuno imo kuyog.
Guy 2: F*cking Shit, bai, mao lagi pero gi-atay na lang oi, dili na siguro ko mo-usab kuyog atu niya!
Guy 1: Ha? Ngano man?
Guy 2: L*cheng yawa! Bastos kaayo manulti oi! Wa ko ka-uyon!
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Drinking session at Outpost, Lahug, Cebu City.
Guy: Kamo jud. Abi ma-ot man ug nawong, inyo ra jud na siyang binoangan. Wa mo kahibaw, inside beauty is just within.
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Sa usa ka gamay nga misa sa Moalboal.
Babaye nga tigbasa: …thou shall not COVEY thy neighbor’s wife…
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Sa tapad nga cubicle…
Babae: Palihug gud ko’g pangita ug kanta ni Amy Grant sa radioblog
Lalaki: (Typing) Wala may immigrant diri…
Babae: (Gisapot) Unsay immigrant… AMY GRANT!!!!
Nadunggan ni tetski
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Nadunggan sa jeep padung sa Bulua Westbound Terminal.
Foreigner: (Nangutana sa kauban nga baye pilay plete) How much?
Baye: 20 pesos only.
Foreigner: Ok…damn, these coins are getting heavy (kuot sa bulsa nga puno ug sinsiyo).
Baye: You should get a small wallet and put all the left-overs inside.
Nadunggan ni himansacagayan
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