Midterm exam sa statistics:
Classmate 1: (Pinahunghong) Bai, pila na kabuok ang piglet?
Classmate 2: Ha? Unsay pasabot nimo? Wa man gibutang sa problem.
Classmate 1: Mao gani, pero di ba ang triplet 3, ang twins duha, pila man kabuok ang piglet?
Classmate 2: (Pugong ug katawa) Baktin man nang piglet bai.
Nadunggan ni himansacagayan
In an exclusive girls’ school in uptown, Cebu City
Teacher: Girls, what did you have for breakfast? You? (points to a student)
Student1: I had ham and eggs.
Teacher: You? (points to another student)
Student2: I had hotdog and eggs.
Teacher: And you? (points to another one)
Student3: Tocino!
Teacher: How was it cooked?
Student3: Ang-ang ma’g sinabwan.
Nadunggan ni “B”
In a van from Mactan bound for Cebu City.
Foreigner: What is “mirisi”? What does that word mean?
Girl: Uhmm..it’s kinda hard to explain…
Bisaya Dude: You know it’s like this…it’s like “I told you not to do but you do. Look at now!”
Foreigner: I seeeeee. So, it’s a whole sentence!
Nadunggan ni “B”
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