Sibugna!

Sa una, katong gagmay pa mi – Surigao

Nangutana si Nanay.

Nanay: “Bing, unsay imo gusto kan-on?”

Bingot: “PIRINITO nga isda, Nay!”


Nadunggan ni neelia

Esmyuski!

One of the copywriters from Cebu’s leading ad agency was tasked to translate everyday phrases into Visayan. Submitting her work, the list went like this:

English: Good Morning

Cebuano: Maayong Buntag
**
English: Good Afternoon

Cebuano: Maayong Hapon
**
English: Excuse me

Cebuano: Ekskyus mi, Bai


Nakit-an ni Jules

Complete Uniform

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Lieutenant: Be snappy, cadets! Tiger look! Pocket your smiles! And wear your head gear from head to foot!

These Eyes

Ate: Why must you act like such a brat?

Manghud: Ayaw kuno pagsalig nga maayo ka mu-english!

Ate: It’s my prerogative.

Manghud: Ambot nimo! Get out of my eyes!


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Remember Us – Lamp Posts

Pag ASEAN Summit

Guy 1: Good morning sir! Welcome to Cebu. Are you a delegate?

Guy 2: No. I’m from Alcoy.


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Attention, Cadet!

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Commandant: At your age, you should all learn proper discipline! You are already in college! You are already HUMAN BEINGS!

Sorting Hat

C24, Mabolo, Cebu City

Female 1: Asa naman diay ka? Mularga naka? Asa man?

Female 2: Larga nako U.S., adto nako skwela.

Female 1: Asa ka skwela didto? Adto nalang sa Gryffindor!

Himan: Ahhh naa diay na sa U.S. noh?

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