American Tutor: Very good. Now, what do you call the tough material that covers the outside of a tree?
Bisdak Student: Uhmm.
American Tutor: Come on, John. You just read it a while ago.
Bisdak Student: Uhmm
American Tutor: Come on. Think.
Bisdak Student: Uhmm
American Tutor: (loses patience) Bark, John, bark!
Bisdak Student: Aw! Aw! Aw! Rarr! Aw!
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Waiting in line at a fast food restaurant.
Lady 1: Apply ko sa inyoha beh. Unya ikaw ako himuon reference.
Lady 2: Hala, unsaun man na nga wala man ta nagkauban ug work ever? Dili man gani ta classmate pag-college!
Lady 1: Ingna lang gud nga friends ta sa friendster.
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Balay.
Duha ka ulitawo na moso
Ulitawo 1: Naa na part…nag-hubo na…sinawa sa paa part!
Ulitawo 2: Ako nasad beh…sige na.
Ulitawo 2: Sige na…siyagit ko ron.
Ulitawo 1: Sige o…ikaw na.
Ulitawo 2 (ni-lili): Atay nimo part oi…mama mana nako!
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Translation sa akong anak in Tagalog
Subject in Pilipino
“I will not break the laws of our country”
Translation: “Hindi ako ma bu-ak sa batas ng ating bansa.”
Gisumitar ni Bingot
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San Isidro, Talisay City, Cebu.
Bata nipalit sa tindahan ni Nang Teresing.
Teresing: Unsa’y babol bum!? Taka lang ka dah!
Bata: Unsa man diay na nang?
Teresing: Bagol gum!
Nadunggan ni Bingot
Popularity: 2% [?]
In a restaurant.
Lalake nga gainom ug kape, gitawag ang waitress.
Lalake: (Gatudlo sa iyang kape) Miss, naa ni’y refill?
Waitress: Refill?
Lalake: Refill sa coffee ba.
Waitress: Hala sir, sorry, brewed ra baya ni amo.
Popularity: 1% [?]
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